Things I've Learned From Your Facebook Status

- The Buffs suck, and you wish they didn't.

- You dislike Kanye West.

- Your significant other is the most wonderful man/woman in the entire world.

- You miss your significant other when he/she is out of town.

- You've had a long work week.

- You have strong feelings about Cutler.

- You work out, and it tires you/makes you sore/makes you feel AWESOME.

- You have the most amazing friends!!!

- Your kid occasionally does/says cute things.

- You have an essay due tomorrow.

- You struggle with the proper use of contractions.

- You are excited about your upcoming vacation.

- The current season and your thoughts/feelings about said season.

- You're very self-involved.