Dear Pamela Anderson,
We get it. You're famous. Your boobs are enormous. But also, you're getting older...not "old lady" old, but perhaps "too old to wear bedazzled gold lame thong swimsuits" old. Please. No more.
Ten years ago (and also in Tacky Land), this would have been ok. But now it's just sad.
So WTF, Pam?! You're making everyone uncomfortable. Please stop molesting our eyes. Put the hot pants and platforms back on and shake it like the 41 year-old sexpot that you are ("sexpot" not "skank"). You can thank me later.
love,
Victoria
3 hours ago
1 comment:
I'd still hit it
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