"nice!" (or "casey is the opposite of nice")

Okay. Pretty confident Ryan's birthday got the celebration it deserved. I was going to preface this with a back story, but I kind of think it's funner (yes, funner) reading it cold. I woke up this morning, turned on my computer, and was greeted by this beautfiul casey/kayla facebook conversation:

2:28amKayla

hi

i'm totally fine

sam king accidentally slammed me into a legde

and it cut my lip open

and i thought it wa stottally fine

but then i saw it in the mirror and got scared b/c the cut was bigger and deeper than i thought it would be so i freaked out and talked to mj online

but cole siad it's fine

slash he is wastedand was like "it's on the lip, it's cool"

which i think is mostye true

2:36amJana

huh?

2:37amKayla

hi

cole came over

thank yo

u

i'm just nervous b/c my lip is kind of split

but i think it's fine

i think i might go show my neighbor friend

2:38amJana

neat this is casey]

2:38amKayla

but i think he's wasted

2:38amJana

super neat

2:38amKayla

CASEY

i think i'm just being a baby

2:38am

2:38amJana

you are such a freakin baby

i'm tired

2:39amKayla

you're going to feel like such an asshole if i really do need sttiches

go to bed you fuckwad

2:39amJana

no i won't. i fully support whatever you need

we're very worried

2:40amKayla

haha

k my neighbor friend just said his roomie is sober

i just want one sober person to say i'm fien

2:40amJana

that's neat

you are fine. i'm crazy sober

2:40amKayla

everything i google says to go to get stitches

that's a lie

how were the bars?

2:41amJana

awesome, what'd you do'

2:41amKayla

walked almost to the bars

realized my phone was lost

walked back with scott

talked to sam king, then he slammed my face into a lege

*ledge

2:41am

2:41amKayla

accidentally

2:41am

2:41am

then i bled everywhere

2:41amJana

i hope your face is ok

nice!

2:41amKayla

then i looked for my phone more

then i made him walk me home

2:41amJana

nice!

nice!

2:42amKayla

now i'm still bleeding

and freaking out abut tomorrow

2:42amJana

nice!

2:42amKayla

and wishing ihad my phone

2:42amJana

nice!

2:42amKayla

okay

stay online

2:43amJana

k

not going nowhere

. . .

2:43amKayla

really?

you rock

be back sooooon

2:43amJana

iknow right

where you going

2:45amJana

...............

2:46amJana

where'd you go?

2:56amKayla

hey

i went to my neighbors

the sober kid looked at it and was like "yeahhhhh you should probably get stitches"

but i think that the choices are get stictches - no scar, or no stitches - scar

and im fine with a baby scar

So I read this and I laughed. Then Mike sent me this conversation from an hour earlier, and I laughed some more:

Kayla

yikes

i split my lip
and lost my phone

1:59amMike

jesus
no stitches?

1:59amKayla

wel
i think no stitches
do you think it's okay?

2:01amMike

i don't know
i can't see it

2:01amKayla

right
well i don't have a phone to call anyone
so i guess it's fine

2:02amMike

do you want me to call someone

2:02amKayla

noooo
2:05amKayla

alright, i think i'm just going to try to go to bed

2:05amMike

sounds good
get some sleep

2:05amKayla

night!

2:14amKayla

oh hey

2:14amMike

yes?
what can i do for you kayla?

2:16amKayla

sorry to be such a freak
but this freaky lip cut is scaring me

2:16amMike

can i call someone for you?

2:17amKayla

well
i just need to decide if i need to go to bed or need to get stitches

2:17amMike

well i'm calling jana

2:18amKayla

she's at the bars
wait
i'm probably just being a baby

2:18amMike

i'm trying to get jana over to your place

2:18amKayla

NO
how?
i'm a horrible friend
they are just haivng fun
what did she say?

ugh i wish i just had a phone

i don't have a phone
it's lost

2:20amMike

she's getting on facebook to talk to you
2:21amKayla

maybe i can just take a photo and send it to you guys
i shoudl probably just go to bed
what happens if you have a cut and you go to bed without stitches when you need them?
you just get a scar right?
like what's the downside of no stitches?

2:24amMike

herpes
and larger scars

2:25amKayla

WAIT
cole is here
from jana

2:25amMike

yeah!

2:27amMike

what's the prognosis?

2:28amKayla

he says it's fine
well he thought i was asking for a ride somewhere

2:35amMike

like a hospital

2:36amKayla

i should probably just go to bed

2:36amMike

you've said that a lot

2:36amKayla

right
i'm kind of a worrier

2:36amMike

a warrior?

2:37amKayla

i wish

Mike

so what are you going to do?

2:56amKayla

hey
i went to my neighbor friends

2:56amMike

did they save you?

2:56amKayla

the sober kid was like "yikes! you shoudl probably get stitches"
i'm a worrier

2:58amMike

a warrior

2:58amKayla

if only
their advice was to just push it together as much as i can and tape it for the night
pretty good advice

2:59amMike

prob the best

2:59amKayla

besides you

3:00amMike

no. you're the best

3:01amKayla

i would be the best if i had my phone

3:01amMike

but where'd it go?

3:02amKayla

if i knew the answer to that question i wouldn't be asking it, fool

3:03amMike

watch it with the hard language friend

3:03amKayla

oka
y
i need to go to bed

3:04amMike

i need your email

3:04amKayla

kayla.maranjian@gmail.com
why?

3:04amMike

to email you this convo tomorrow
it's quite funny

3:04amKayla

beautiful
that sounds great

3:04amMike

that's what i'm here for

3:04amKayla

i have to go with my senior design group to talk to a surgeon in the morning
this is probably the second most important thing we do all year

3:05amMike

maybe he could help you out
haha

3:05amKayla

i'm such a winner
and warrier
i'm awesome
3:06amMike
i'll cal.....get in touch with you tomorrow

3:07amKayla

you're hilarious

3:07amMike

LOL!

3:08amKayla

night!

3:08amMike

good night