Friday, May 1

10 things I hate about flu

1. i might need a swinal tap
2. it's the new hamthrax
3. help!  i need some oinkment!
4. it makes me ham and sneeze
5. it's an epigdemic 
6. also a hamdemic and spamdemic
7. it's the babeonic plague
8. i need calaswine lotion
9. it's the notorious P.I.G.
10. the coming of the aporkalypse!!

it's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel swine...