Douche by Location

My brother Andrew and I had a conversation about the term "douche bag" and how it can be applied to locations. The list was then expanded upon by me, Jana, and our friends (thanks, guys!). Feel free to add your own.

Countries
Frau Douche (Germany)
Chilly Douche (Antarctica)
Bagga-Douche (Italy)
Douche, eh? (Canada)
Herr Douche (Germany)
Le Douche (France)
Das Douche (Germany)


United States
Douche and Tunnel (New Jersey)
Rocky Douche (Colorado)
Spud Douche (Idaho)
Syrupy Douche (Vermont)
Douche, Brah (Vail)
Geriatric Douche (Florida)
Hoos Douche (Indiana)
Gnarly Douche (California)
Eco-Douche (Boulder)
Douche, yo (911 Penn)

Movies
The Legend of Douche Bagger Vance
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Douche
Harry Potter and the Half Douche Prince
Dr.Douche, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bag
DOUCH-E
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Douche
There Will be Douche
V for Vdouchbag

I've got it all together

Let's face it- I've got my shit together.  Seriously, everything I do is carefully planned out and intentional.

Mostly.  Sort of.  Er... okay (fine), not really at all.

While I am always somewhat aware that my life is in a constant state of shambles, today Google decided to tell me directly, you know, in case I didn't have said awareness.  In case you haven't been around in the past few years,  Gmail makes the moneys by taking key words from your emails and then putting advertisements related to those key words on the side of your inbox.  I never even give them more than a passing glance, but today I did, and I'll just say that I think Gmail thinks I need help.  Behold:

The nerve, gmail, the absolute nerve. 

Burgled!!! : An Open Letter to The Person Who Stole the Hammock From Our Front Yard

Dear Sir or Madam,

You fucking suck. That didn't even belong to us. It was our friend Chris's. I hope you get gonorrhea and die, because that's what happens to people with no manners.

Warmest Regards,

Victoria