Where Did You Go?

Bikini Corrie from Paris Hilton's New BFF:



Why we miss you:

"I mean, Paris, I plead to you that you more know so much than anybody else what it's like to have people see something of value and worth and hate you because you're beautiful and you didn't ask for it. I did not ask for this. It was given to me. I used to come home and cry in high school and say "Mom, I don't want to be pretty anymore and she'd be like 'You stop it.'" Heavy is the head that wears the crown and like you were born into it. I was born, this is the way I am. People call me Bikini Corrie back home because I have earned it. And it's not being cocky. I have earned it."

No, YOU stop it, Bikini Corrie.

Pot Psychology:



Why we miss you:

"Um...I don't think you should be testing the limitations of your crabs"

Basically, we miss everything about you. Fridays have lost a little bit of their lustre since you've been gone.

Snap Bracelets:



Snazzy, right?!?!

So please, all of you, come back to us. We miss you.

xoxo,
V