gobble gobble gobble gobble!!!

2nd Annual Pilgrims and Indians Party: A Short List of Highlights (in order of appearance)...

-Costumes: paper Pilgrim hats, S&E's matching furry cavepeople Indian outfits, C's "I look like I'm going to a Phish concert" attempt at Indian gear, R's "dot" Indian (nice statement, bro), JB's dinosaur pendulum penis, J's turkey gobble and the slutty crotch sisters...

-Hey! That was a great transition...what do you think, J? The Indian names got pretty funkadelic. Among our personal faves are "Hiding Crotch" and "Sascrotch". Is it just J, or is "Hiding Crotch" a misnomer? (zing to me!)

-Full cup Flip cup and the faulty table. Other side, you got annihilated!

-Pin the Gobble on the Turkey. Best. Game. Ever.

-Hand turkeys at the craft table!!! Winner: Choda Turkey. Congrats to the lucky hand that modeled. You win a hand job. From a turkey.

-It smells like peppa up in this joint!

-An ear chomp, followed by many lip pecks. I take full responsibility for my actions and apologize to any who may have been harmed.

-Accidental segregation of Pilgrims from Indians.

-Rounding out the end of the night with mass amounts of Ramen, a visit from Mr. Jimmy John himself and a few accidental booty calls! yum!

Success! Thanks to all you troopers for helping us drink most of the keg and all the brandy.

TTYN,
V&J