Santa, Baby

So Thanksgiving is officially over, a fact that was forcibly shoved down my throat today by the sudden explosion of all things Christmas. My new favorite carol (in case you were interested) is "Holiday Shopping's Fun," a jingle Victoria and I had the pleasure of hearing in the car the other day. My mom and I decided to brave the crowds this Black Friday, only to get brain raped by a Verizon salesman, visit three separate stores to find stockings for our mantle, and hit a giant buck on the way home, which totaled my mom's car. Falafrickinla. Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas, particularity the Bailey's and cocoa/peppermint ice cream part. I'm just saying that venturing out to the stores can be very hazardous to your mental (and physcial, as it turns out) health. Which brings me to the reason for this post. I know a lot of you are really worried about getting us the perfect gift for Christmas, a concern that is completely well-founded, so I thought I would make it easier by posting THE OFFICIAL 911 PENN XMAS LIST 2008. By consulting this list, you can not only find us the perfect gift, but you can do it all while spending a minimal amount of time outside your house (a practice of which we girls are strong advocates.) So here it is...


1. The new Macbook. For blogging, of course. And for other things like homework (read: facebook.) Also so my current computer doesn't make me shoot myself in the face, which could happen very soon.







2. The other mac: the big one. For eating.

3. Sexy repairman for all of our household needs a.k.a. leaking roof and leaf raking. Also for escorting to the scary basement.







4. A channel that airs only The Soup 24 hours a day 365 days a year. And instead of commercials, it plays little bite size clips of Jon and Kate plus 8.





5. More soup. But instead of the tv kind the real kind.








6. An extra room in our house so Victoria and hot "i smile with my eyes" craigslist man could have both moved in.








7. Chuck Bass in my mini-bed.









8. A link to the video of Justin Timberlake dancing like Beyonce on SNL. Cannot. Find. ANYWHERE.





So there you have it. Christmas shop your little asses off. And keep in mind this is only a wish list, so if we don't get everything on it it's not like we'll be mad or anything. We'll just be a little disappointed is all. And we might inexplicably stop returning your phone calls. And you might find some poop in your bed.

TTYL(P),*
jan


*talk to you later (probably)

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