what's in my tummy...

It's no secret that I take the occasional trip down Fast Food Lane. I'll do pretty much anything to add a little extra sodium and fat into my diet. Lord knows that the daily Ramen hasn't been doing the trick lately. Anyway, tonight I was feeling kind of spicy so I went to the Taco Bell drive through to get myself a quesadilla. Everything was going smoothly until I reached the dreaded second window. The twenty-something blonde girl working there hands me my little baggy and states (not asks), "You want some salsa-sauce....?"

I let out a little giggle...just a little one. Because at that moment, I was thinking three things: a) hell yes I want some sauce and I can't believe that I forgot to ask. b) it sucks that this poor girl was cursed with a valley-girl/robot voice. and c) "salsa sauce"?! oh my god, just say it out loud a few times and you'll see my point. hilarious.

-"Yes, please."

-"WHAT kind?"

-"Um, whatever your version of medium is."

So she says, in the SMARMIEST manner possible, "You mean HOT."

Excuse me? Whatever. Like I'm supposed to know the difference between HOT, SPICY and FIRE sauce? No matter what order you put them in, those words all indicate the same sort of flavor, not to mention the degree of flavor. Taken aback by the pure rudeness of this complete stranger, along with the ridiculousness of the situation, I reply with, "Um yeah, I guess."

Bitch rolled her eyes at me!!! As far as I'm concerned, that's worse than someone telling you to "shhhhhhhhh!"

What is the proper etiquette when someone rolls their eyes at you? I'm pretty sure the last time I saw an eye-roll with that much gusto was on an episode of "Full House". Aaah well, you can't win them all, I guess. At least the food was good. Have a good turkey day everyone and get ready to celebrate L's return to the kingdom...only 5 days left!

TTYN,
V

p.s. I didn't mean that. I'll totally TTYL.